Asheville, NC 2023
From Epic's service/camp trip to Student Life Camp in Asheville, North Carolina.
Yooo, sick Fallout 76 reference!
- Frizz to literally every landmark in Charleston, WV
*sizzle video begins for "Camp News" segment*
Frizz: Whoa, is this Fox News?
Video: welcome to Camp News, where all the news is made up, just for you.
Frizz: oh, so it is Fox News!
Grace: I thought the "camp love" segment was really funny.
Carson: did you feel targeted?
Grace: I can admire God's creation without acting on it.
*while racing Taylor to the worksite*
Don't worry--in the fan fiction I wrote in my head, it's possible we win.
- Schwan
*once it became clear we were lost and would not make it to the worksite first*
The real ice cream is the friends we made along the way.
- Justin
It started out as haha funny, but it's not so haha funny anymore.
- Justin
Athens Pizza? That's a strange name since Greece isn't known for its pizza...although pizza is known for its grease.
- Schwan
Every time I see a shirtless guy running in short shorts I think of my dad. I don't know whether that's a good thing.
- Justin
Grady hungry. When Grady hungry, Grady cranky. When Grady cranky, Grady make other people cranky. And that's not a good time.
- Grady
Moist is my middle name.
- Jacob
I kill you, man.
- Samuel
Lexi: I identify as a microwave.
Zach: so you can stay in the kitchen?
Hey, do you have a boyfriend--I mean girlfriend?
- Zach to Eyelash Guy
It's cold in here, bro. My chichis are starting to get duro.
- Jayden
Got any water in that john?
- Jayden
Johnson
- Jayden to everything
*lady walks by vaping*
Zach: you know, that's bad for you.
Lady: I know. 😔 *keeps walking*
Jayden: go ahead and sit here!
Tony: I don't want to squeeze anyone.
Jayden: Toner, I'd love to be squeezed by you.
Currency is gay.
- Grady
Caiden: Schwanny, you're a poopy pants.
Jayden: Schwanny is an avid poopy pants enjoyer.
Jacob: what room are you in?
Schwan: 222
Jacob: kkk
Schwan: NO
S--Z--ach, will you adopt me? You are my papi now.
- Samuel
Bro, if I get this infinite poop glitch one more time--
- Zach