Costa Rica 2026
From Epic's service trip to Los Desamparados outside San José, Costa Rica.
The airport vibes are off. I don't have my AirPods to listen to phonk and brutally frame-mog everyone.
- Kyle
Schwaaan, the overhead voice is trying to rizz me up. I don't know what she said, but it was sensual.
- Zeke
I exist in a constant state of frame-mogging.
- Kyle
Micah: some people shouldn't wear crop tops.
Kyle: and some people should. Like Schwan.
¿Cómo se dice "crap and nap" en español?
¿Cómo se dice "swag messiah"?
¿Cómo se dice "tubular"?
¿Cómo se dice "tung tung tung tung tung sahur"?
¿Cómo se dice "underage gambling"?
- Kyle
Jennifer: I haven't seen any black people in Costa Rica.
Zeke: I have.
Jennifer: where?
Zeke: I'm looking at one right now.
If they have a teardrop tattoo, that means they're really friendly.
- Ian
We're under the bus with you, not under the bus at you.
- Schwan
I really appreciate the parents here. They're making some good-looking kids.
- Jennifer
Everyone here is so friendly, unless they have blicks on them.
- Grady
If you whip it out, I'm gonna come unglued.
- Beth
It was a racist compliment!
- Jackson
I'm gonna have to bust out the white pointy hat.
- Ian
*knocks on door* CASAKEEPING!
- Micah
They must really like music here. In the bathroom there's all these drawings of headphones—some of them have fuzzy earmuffs. "Pene" means pen, right?
- Ian
I'm full. I feel how you look right now.
- Kyle to Max
Zeke: my mind is already hijacked.
Kyle: by what??
Zeke: I dunno, probably some kind of cat.
Landon: sick, is that bamboo?
Addy: yes!
Landon: oh, so they have pandas!
That's a Hooters. Hot dog.
- Kyle
I made some coffee, but without the coffee, so hot water.
- Ian
The ocean just tried to waterboard me!
- Zeke
Waterboarding is not OSHA(n) compliant.
- Kyle
Umm, I don't speak Latina.
- Jennifer
Costa Rica? We're in Costa Freaka.
- Kyle
You drive like a woman, but with the success rate of a man, so it's kinda impressive.
- Micah
Schwan (translating): "your faith can move mountains."
Kyle: Max's faith can move Max.
I've got six dads, and I'm married to one of them.
- Kyle