Dominican Republic 2015

From our service trip to Jarabacoa, DR.

Many of these are unattributed. Sorry folks, this was my first time.

So this is what spaghetti tastes like in Spanish!

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I'm picking up my shorts by the snail!

Andrew

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Christen: when did God say that spiders can swim? This is NOT. OKAY.

Caleb: why don't you let one bite you? Maybe you'll be like Spider-Man!

Christen: no! They don't give me superpowers, they give me anxiety!

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Emily: I don't know why, but I haven't been bitten by bugs at all so far.

Christen: you're a ginger, you just steal mosquitos' souls!

Caleb: yeah, you're like a bug-dementor.

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I feel like today's an episode of Dirty Jobs.

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Female student: So when can we change out of our nicer clothes?

Jason: You'll keep them on until I tell you to take them off.

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It's one thing to lose a horse, but who loses a lawnmower?

- Gibby

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If it weren't for Poop Day, we'd have never caught that horse!

- Unknown

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Paper dreams can burn very fast.

- Beth

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I sleep in a crescent. I'm made to be the little spoon!

- Unknown

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How do you say "oh no!" in Spanish?

- Alison

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I always feel bad when I say "black" in Spanish.

- Unknown

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Unknown: we should get a horse to cut the grass!

Unknown: yeah, we can let him drink out of the sink.

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Scabs: nature's wood glue.

- Unknown

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Two words you need to remember: con queso.

- Donda

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I know just enough phrases to confuse any Spanish speaker.

- Unknown

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*making a call on Schwan's phone* I feel like I'm talking into a piece of toast.

- Caleb