I caressed his man-thing!

- Liam, referring to Schwan's Adam's apple

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*playing Two Rooms and a Boom*

Schwan: Do you want to exchange cards?

Spoon: I don't like anime. No.

*we exchange cards*

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Welcome to Love's! We have snacks, drinks, and medieval combat armor!

- Spoon

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I should slip and fall and make NASA pay for my college.

- Liam

I like this wall. I can gently rock it.

- Latrice

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*with toothbrush sticking out of bellybutton*

I'M A UNICORN!

- Spoon

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Are you on the poop search? WHERE IT BE??

- Latrice

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We have a distinctly female way of driving swords into people.

- Seneca

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Silly Ray.

- everyone

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I'd eat a watermelon to be your friend.

- Seneca

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No skinny dipping in the baptismal.

- Schwan

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I need to detach from my many addictions, such as video games and not listening to my parents.

- Noah

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I love my puncture wound!

- Natalie

Back in Staten Island...

- Ray

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You know, not many 54-year-old guys like to be with kids. None of my friends do.

- Ray

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*laying bricks*

Natalie: Eron, your bricks aren't straight.

Eron: That's all right, neither am I.

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Why aren't there any dark corners? I wanna hide in a dark corner.

- Noah