I'm your vice!

- Evan


Obtain the grain.

- Kirsten


Amen amen amen amen amen amen amen

- Kyrie


Wow, your hands are really soft!

- Noah

There's, like, little islands in the parking lot! We can do this!

- Spoon


Oofasaurus Rekt.

- Schwan


What, haven't you ever rage-stripped before?

- Mason


*girls are playing Twister*

Two boys from the other church: hey, can we join in next game?

Sara: yeah! It'd need to be an all-boys game, though.

Boys: oh. Anyone wanna play basketball?


I guess we can't say we're not a snake-handling church anymore, huh?

- Schwan


Whole bunch of white people? Must be a field trip.

- lady on Bourbon Street


I thought that was you! I recognized your toes.

- Thad


*walks in wearing Kyrie's do-rag*

I'm pimpin'.

- Allison


This city is very photogenic!

- Spoon

I think that's the first corndog I've ever signed. I feel like I haven't lived until now.

- Stevenson


You gay girl

- random street vandalism


Why does shuffling cards sound like a juicy fart?

- Noah


I'll bite your nipples off!

- Beth's nephew Liam to Mason


*Beth's nephew Laughlin comes out with boxing gloves*

Schwan, ready to spar: Whatchyou got?!

Laughlin: Money!


This trip is slowly turning me white. I need to hang out with all my black friends when I get home.

- Kyrie

Milk me!

- anonymous

You white people are taking over!

- random dude to Mason, Caleb, Evan, Miki running by