I'm your vice!
- Evan
Obtain the grain.
- Kirsten
Amen amen amen amen amen amen amen
- Kyrie
Wow, your hands are really soft!
- Noah
There's, like, little islands in the parking lot! We can do this!
- Spoon
Oofasaurus Rekt.
- Schwan
What, haven't you ever rage-stripped before?
- Mason
*girls are playing Twister*
Two boys from the other church: hey, can we join in next game?
Sara: yeah! It'd need to be an all-boys game, though.
Boys: oh. Anyone wanna play basketball?
I guess we can't say we're not a snake-handling church anymore, huh?
- Schwan
Whole bunch of white people? Must be a field trip.
- lady on Bourbon Street
I thought that was you! I recognized your toes.
- Thad
*walks in wearing Kyrie's do-rag*
I'm pimpin'.
- Allison
This city is very photogenic!
- Spoon
I think that's the first corndog I've ever signed. I feel like I haven't lived until now.
- Stevenson
You gay girl
- random street vandalism
Why does shuffling cards sound like a juicy fart?
- Noah
I'll bite your nipples off!
- Beth's nephew Liam to Mason
*Beth's nephew Laughlin comes out with boxing gloves*
Schwan, ready to spar: Whatchyou got?!
Laughlin: Money!
This trip is slowly turning me white. I need to hang out with all my black friends when I get home.
- Kyrie
Milk me!
- anonymous
You white people are taking over!
- random dude to Mason, Caleb, Evan, Miki running by