Peter
The gearbox has a terminal case of the munchies.
Baby Pharisees make baby heresies.
Schwan: wow, there's more space in the basement than usual.
Peter: well, there are fewer Davids in the basement than usual.
Knowing is a spectrum, and boy am I on it.
The dogs have been pretty consistently muzzled this trip.
I feel like brands are just corporate trading cards.
There's a certain blue-collar brainrot that exists.
This is America, where you can do anything you want if you fill out the right paperwork.
There are still objects in Switzerland, just for fun.
And here are my reference books in no particular order. Because with books, when you want to find something, the beauty is in accidentally finding other things.
All of my money is tied up in this little asset called "me not having it."
Anyway, I'm gonna go be cynical somewhere else.
I realized recently that I'm one of very few people on Earth who thinks about optimizing toilet assembly.
70% of dog ownership is wondering what's in each other's mouths.
There is something pleasant about a Killdozer. What else is pleasant is a .50 cal in the back of a pickup truck. Get in, get out.
Can I interest you in a cookie that's legally distinct from anything the Girl Scouts have to offer?
I like to think the moon is a giant dirigible.
See, what you need to do is tell your body that it's going to need to adopt a circadian polyrhythm.
Everlasting teeth is kind of a nice flex, as a beaver.
One of my favorite things about being outside the US was living in a culture not shaped by middle schoolers.
Schwan, if I ever through a series of events become a genie, I'm hiring you as my advisor.
The key is, first, never work for a company with an HR department.
Rebranding wouldn't be terribly anabaptist of them.
The LLM in my head is not sure what to autofill.
If I were a young aspiring South American dictator...
All pyramids are above my pay grade, except for pyramid schemes, which are below my pay grade.
Growing up with four brothers, I've made the observation that it's a lot easier to attack someone who's not expecting it.